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Putin is gonna be so pissed at her

So that’s the guy Vance was allegedly fucking?

I honestly can’t keep all the subplots straight on this newest season of Politics. Way too absurd to buy

So if I’m doing the math right… that’s 3 total moons:

Moon

Mini moon 1

The second mini moon

Science is fun.

Can confirm; had all my beans confiscated this morning

Trump invented crypto?

Lemmyors

My brain

Democrats are saying things about me that cause republicans to shoot at me!

Maga

So I do still swear and curse…

But now I do it literally.

“Yeah, our quarterback sucks and we haven’t won a game in 3 seasons, but they’re my team and I love them”

That’s it. That’s as deep as it gets with magats.

You cheer your team and you boo your enemies. You don’t need to know why.

Texas is a pretty terrible place. And it’s huge. Have fun.

Here’s to hoping, Rupert

Oh damn!

They slammed it?? Fuuuuuuck. 🤯

What, we have to pay for extra security because this guy is bad at math?

This vampire joke doesn’t suck as much as usual