For the flavor??

Fools, the lot of you. I leave my cheese on the rocky shores of Ol’ Merry Bertha near the concrete jetties of man. There, the sweet mother deep slices my cheese with her sharp, salty caress, leaving my belly full and satisfied.

Yeah, prove it! Send us a picture with the honey dipper sticking out your fart hole, or we ain’t buying it!

Don’t tell me what to do!

Bold to assume most of them are literate.

No! I’m a teenagemutantninjaterian thank you very much!

I just call 'em Maga.

Just count to five and you’ll be alright

Ask him what that hole in his hand do

Good God, my apologies!

No, I put Wendy’s training video “Hot Drinks” on repeat, laydown some towels, and wake up grandpa. Seriously, how do you even barbeque?

Excuse me, FridaySteve, but I sit on them like a proper gentleman.

Who tf out here is putting bread around their hotdogs??

Men without mustaches cause ‘indecent thoughts’ in other men because just look at those juicy face honkers.

Some people in the US still can’t believe it’s not butter!

Lmao, they say hurling insults and aggression.

It worked! I rate your grandpa a 7/10. Great in bed, but the oxygen mask kept getting in the way.

Damn, so you REALLY weren’t paying attention, huh?

Yeah! I’m gonna go get him a big, fat hamburger! Right from the hamburger store! Get him!

What a horrible day to be literate.