Not kidding. Had a vegan apologize when she ripped a loud fart because steamed carrots made her gassy.

Not a single person smelled anything.

Eww y’all have a code word? Those are easily guessable.

My wife and I have a random 6 digit code that rotates every 30-seconds based on an algorithm and if we don’t properly authorize, we will refuse the connection.

Wait you actually had a code word for when a stranger approached you?

I thought that was a joke

Pest problem? Use Diatomaceous earth. It’s like tiny glass for bugs that rips them apart.

Poisons kill better because they bring it back to the hive. They will also poison your dog, cat, hamster, squirrels, etc.

If Reddit implemented proper blocking, it wouldn’t be a problem.

The quantity of fuckheads who kept brigading from their cesspool into a regular subreddit was infuriating.

Which I think is fascinating. On Reddit, I’d get a post removed with a mail that says something extremely vague. Zero transparency.

You transition out of meat to save the environment.

I transitioned out of meat because of meat recalls and all the chemicals they sneak in a cow, and was ripping the hardest farts that would clear out a room.

We are not the same.

I don’t think Lemmy attracts that crowd, but I used to moderate a fine arts Facebook group and my god… The pretentious drama wars. Like two museum directors were going to strangle each other over a Rembrandt.

Out of all the choices, I like this the most.

I started collecting all the times it happened but gave up after 3 of them.

Well classic rap.

Today’s rap doesn’t have as much bragging and flexing. Not to say it doesn’t happen, it’s just not as significant as classic rap.

“This looks very interesting. What is this?”

They stared at me and the mother said “It’s a baked potato tofu.” And I was saying “Oh, interesting, a baked…what is it again?”

And she was like “A potato. tofu.”

And I was like “A ‘potato’ tofu, oh interesting. Never heard of a potatotofu, looks pretty good.”

If you’re not familiar with the potato story

These yokels are really trying to Speedrun anger from as many people as possible. People with guns.

In 2000s, website builders were supposed to make websites so easy, a grandma could make a website. Look how that turned out.

Also right now, I could argue that as a engineer, i can use AI to create mockups and I don’t need a designer. But designers aren’t going anywhere.

Devs/designers using AI to support our workflow is going to be the norm.

Don’t put too much trust in so called “certificates” from these schools.

Absolutely this.

During an interview, an applicant bragged about how he was at the top of his class in computer science and could not stop mentioning his GPA. I turned off my video because I couldn’t stop laughing.

His portfolio was dogshit too.

We just hired a former musician who spent his 20s-30s in a band, and his 40s playing in dive bars.

He took a 2 year bootcamp and he’s currently one of my juniors in his 50s. He told me the salary at the junior level was 2x more than he ever made.

Maybe he’s lucky. But if you’re obsessed with programming, you’ll make it. It’s a tough industry right now. But in two years, who knows? Maybe they’ll be a hiring spree again.

These new discoveries just get funnier and funnier.

Next week: “Suspect ate at White Castle the day before.”

I sit more like a cat.

I have the app. I dunno if it helps with food waste, since the places I’ve gone wouldnt have thrown it away, but sold it in discount anyways.

Regardless, I found it as a cool way to buy discount donuts and bread.

In my last job, my manager said something along the lines of, “Client X is a cheapskate. It’s not socially appropriate, but I know [stereotype] are all cheapskates.”

I asked why is it a problem that they’re asking for the lowest price.

Thats when someone said, “My wife is [stereotype] and she buys expensive things.”

Of which, without even switching, went, “Yeah but she’s a woman. I mean [stereotype] men are cheapskates.” And everyone nodded in agreement.