Prepare to be hacked, sucker

Weird I just see *******.

She talks like an AI crypto scam.

Ask it how its day is going.

I’m just picturing somebody talking to a bear as if it understands what they’re asking.

Yes. It’s where the old meme of St Bernards carrying little flasks of alcohol came from. The idea was if you were injured in the cold, alcohol would warm you up.

You may feel warmer. But it actually lowers your core temp, IIRC.

I think even Bear admits that it should be an absolute last resort. Like a “well I’m like 99% sure I’m dying in the next ten minutes, why not?” sort of situation.

This endangers civilians.

I’m pretty sure that Jack Black contractually requires that all projects he works on have to include at least one AC/DC song.

I know people are tired of them, but I think an anime adaptation of Metal Gear would actually go really hard. I honestly think the story would be better-told as an anime than as a video game.

If I ever see a trailer that starts off with “KOJIMA X TRIGGER” I may nut

Found the successful lawyer.

Why does Candace Owens suck Charlie Kirk’s dead dick so hard? He famously hated black people, especially black women. He would not have gone to bat for her like she does for him.

Denim doesn’t hold onto dyes nearly as well as other materials. This makes it more prone to fading in pretty much all circumstances, even through normal wear, such as fading in the creases of your knees. The detergents will also break down the fibers of the denim, causing it to rip more easily. Because of this, you really should only wash it when it’s visibly dirty or has a bad smell.

I’ve got a pair of jeans that I wear nearly every day. Have had them for about seven years. Washed them maybe seven times. The denim is still in excellent condition. Granted, I don’t do a lot of physical labor in these jeans, but I do walk around town quite often in them. They still look and feel like they’re only a week old.

When they’re visible dirty. Otherwise, if they just stink but are otherwise clean, I fold them up and put them in the freezer overnight.

Washing damages the denim, reducing its lifespan. It leads to color fading and tearing.

Because you are smiling at the fünny joke

Perhaps OP is a Marxist and/or Leninist.

You should put the toothpaste somewhere the cat can’t get into, like a drawer or medicine cabinet. Same with your toothbrush, and anything else in the bathroom that goes into your mouth. Airborne poop particles land on everything. You’ll be doing yourself two favors in one.

I don’t think these guys ever saw the ending to Minority Report.

If 90% of LinkedIn users are making the same OPSEC errors, then I’d say it works as advertised.

This is Budd Dwyer, who ended his life after giving a speech. You can read about the event here.