That’s literally the only ‘old’ bit, but I was still constantly pestered by people trying to get me to come with them to look at handbags and sunglasses, and I do mean constantly, to the point where I just left because I couldn’t be arsed anymore.
Disagreed. I loved Venice. Was crowded but was very pretty and interesting, and had great food. You don’t need to go to the expensive tourist places for good food. As always, see where locals eat.
Dubai. A cultureless fake city in the desert, full of posers.
Never tried either.
If you don’t have the willpower or don’t really want to, you will fail. It’s nearly all willpower.
The joke as I heard it is ‘what type of dog did the magician have?’
That’s a wild rollercoaster of a question. It’s like a robot who learned English in a rush.
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Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
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No. I use changing rooms regularly and see the balls of various men. Some younger than me have saggy balls and some older have tight balls. I don’t think ball sagging can be linked to age so rigidly sufficient that you could guess the age with any accuracy.
When people say ‘like’ constantly between sentences or sentence fragments or before every adjective.
There are about 20 supervolcanoes on earth which each have the capacity to kill billions should they erupt.
I rescued an injured bird (a collared dove) with a broken wing and took him to a bird sanctuary about 40 miles away. So 10, clearly.
Absolute Balderdash. The funniest of all board games.
I go on Pirate Bay, search through new uploads, then check their videos on YouTube. Found plenty of gems I’d otherwise not have encountered. Also on LastFM. Type an artist you like and it will suggest similar artists.
This is Yggdrasilly.
Yeah, but I think that’s the wrong way to approach it. I don’t think I’ve ever downloaded a game where the ad had someone playing like a moron. Maybe that’s just me.
Idles newest album was absolutely terrible. A complete change of sound and not a single moment on the whole album that went hard.