Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]

YO LISTEN UP HERES A STORY

ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD

AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUE LIKE HIM

INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

Oh come on, they had to have known how much of a weenie he was even before the twitter stuff lol.

I hate that this made me chuckle. Heh.

Bingus bongus I want your shlongus

(It still worked)

I’m 10 bots hiding in a trench coat

Capitalism

Wee woo wee woo

Jesus Christ, no. It isn’t theft.

Lmao noooo I mean don’t invite the dog if someone has allergies

Hell yeah I would love that. As long as it was made sure that there was no one at the workplace who is allergic or scared of dogs or something

When has anyone ever sided with a ‘Karen’ for anything? Lmao

God, it was such a horrible idea for our governments to stop tracking covid properly. Straight up criminal neglect. It’s terrifying to watch.

If I’m glue does that mean we’re stuck like this now?

Shit

I just showed up one day. I’m pretty sure these fuckers kidnapped and brainwashed me into their weird cult.

Don’t be so hard on yourself

Xi ate all my food with a giant spoon. It’s true because the TV told me so. They are telling the truth just like they told the truth about MKUltra and Vietnam and those WMDs and-

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day, thank you lmao