All wars are secretly about magic bones.

Basically ya

• Ally yourself with whoever you spoke to last.

• Do diplomacy by shouting in public and assuming the message will reach your enemy.

This greentext gets closer every year

No, that sounds like a lot of effort and I have plenty. Greentexts have varying degrees of weirdness. Sometimes anon is an offensive degenerate, and sometimes he just wants to tell you about his work bathroom.

Sometimes. As a treat.

He’s like if a deranged shitpost became president.

Probably