Yeah they have. They’re the same fucking games as before. If you’re not a gamer by the time you’re over 65, odds are good that you’re not gonna suddenly become one.

At least this particular moron didn’t drive straight into water.

Because that worked so well for Jesusween.

Clearly they hadn’t invented a car telephone that could text yet. Even the one from 1965 couldn’t do it.

That’s less of a poof and more of a crunch.

To be fair to the kid, their teacher’s handwriting has clearly gone to shit after grading papers for 25 years while barely paying their rent.

You can’t collect that debt if I’m dead and have no wife or children. Checkmate, capitalism.

That’s a filthy lie and you know it. That cat will be singing you the song of its people well before 6am.

Also the capitalist system refuses to pay the citizens with the fruits of automation, instead hoarding the wealth amongst the top 1% of the top 1%.

Have you checked both of your hands?

That’s not a joke. I once did 2 laps around a work office looking for paperwork that was in my hand the entire time.

Conservative Traditional Families in America: A Primer

• Almost die in a war
• Marry STRAIGHT out of highschool/after your discharge, possibly after getting a girl pregnant
• Have PTSD or other untreated mental illness
• Have an affair
• Lose your job to automation
• Become an alcoholic
• Have secret gay sex
• Become a domestic abuser
• Threaten your children to prevent them from being gay
• Wife leaves you
• Your children hate you
• Die alone

So a person or persons, who may or may not be, allegedly, George Santos, threatened him with violence.

But Santos appears to be, in my opinion, a pathological liar.

So did he technically, allegedly, threaten anyone really?

How do you kill a vampire?

Stake it through the heart, cut off its head, and burn it to ash.

Not to be that guy, but that would kill anything.

He must be young. The 6-7 thing is just stupid to everyone else.

Right when he could really make use of that right hand for stress relief, too.

Any wealth inheritance has been divided amongst an unknown number of heirs for the last, what 5 generations? 7? That shit’s long gone.

Time is a flat circle, we all know it.

More boobs for the rest of us I guess.