FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 3/7/2026English
1·9 hours agoCourtesy of an anonymous Facebook user.

The number of official Garfield variants is insane. He stopped drawing after he got an army of people to draw orange cat strips. Some variants are truly hideous. But the super long feet is pretty standard.
Definitely better than the majority
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 3/7/2026English
1·11 hours ago
Totally reused because he didn’t look like that at the time it came out.
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Technology@lemmy.world•LLMs can unmask pseudonymous users at scale with surprising accuracyEnglish
1·20 hours agoCan you state my position to me in terms I would agree with?
The reference source is definitely '80s, not modern
The laser helps. Some get addicted to the wheel without the laser.
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science@lemmy.world•Stanford scientists invented a new microscope that can show living cells in unprecedented detailEnglish
5·24 hours agoMicronscope
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 3/7/2026English
51·1 day agoFunny story. I copied it from the original because I didn’t want to risk misspelling it. But the OCR text capture on my pixel phone misread the source text. And I suck so bad at spelling my brain couldn’t see that in my effort to ensure I didn’t misspell it ended up with the phone misspelling it.
Yes. Donated to us for getting foster cats some exercise. That blanket isn’t normally there. Get a cat wheel. Get a laser pointer. Watch cat run at full speed. You may need to trim their nails just a touch if they aren’t used to carpet.
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Technology@lemmy.world•LLMs can unmask pseudonymous users at scale with surprising accuracyEnglish
1·1 day agoWhat is going on here? Something isn’t right about this conversation. We should not be this confused and talking past each other.
True or false: there has been no release by an AI company or anyone using AI to unmask the individuals obscured in the Epstein files.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.
6·1 day ago66618055 I kept putting off getting on. I was online on the CompuServe days before Prodigy or AOL. I had three different places to access the internet back in 1992. My catchphrase is “I am from the internet. I’m here to help.” I deeply miss Usenet.
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 3/7/2026English
5·1 day agoCat ham
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 3/7/2026English
111·1 day ago
Literally. Chainsaw for a hand. It’s all in the historical documents.
The proportions are all traced from his actual face. I tried exaggerating things like his distinctive chin and larger forehead etc. I went straight up caricature proportions. Still failed. Went back to real proportions.








Deleted scene from Trainspotting