And then you try to finish my sentence and get it wrong. So I have to awkwardly pause, and say “No…” and then continue to explain the important part of the safety presentation that tells you how not to burn your eyeballs out with the laser.

Why are so many people still using Twitter?

Group chats aren’t private. Individuals could possibly disclose what you tell them one-on-one. If in your life there’s something as damaging as what was said in those chats you’re talking about, keep it to yourself. Or better yet, get some new opinions.

We?

I don’t know much about this platform but as a person who really tries to avoid politics on the internet and focus on cool stuff like hobbies and cat videos I wouldn’t recommend people come here. There’s enough folks getting riled about politics. People need to focus on their local community and their family and what’s happening there, not mainstream US politics 24/7.

I see one up and one down.

God’s plan also includes deadly plagues, global floods, and turning people into pillars of salt.

I believe they are referring to the mythical Brazilian mini-enema.

Did anyone else catch the aggressive dick riding on the part of the mainstream media after Trump announced the end of 3000 years of hostility in the middle east? I wonder if that was a way of demonstrating why it’s always been regarded as a bad idea to go on international news and declare peace in the middle east because anyone with any experience knows how quickly things fall apart…

Oh shit I thought you meant things like bunkum or balderdash lmao

Notice how my comment is being downvoted.

You got one downvote LOL

Nice I’m going to be Bigfoot for Halloween this year and I’ve been exploring crotch options.

Which three?

My theory is that universal public education was less than a generation ago in most places, printing books was still expensive, and forget movie cameras and audio recording devices. You really had to be sure of the stuff you wanted to record before you recorded it in those days, in any medium, and you needed some money to be able to do it. As a result, a lot of the content we see nowadays that documents how average people talked and behaved was never written down or filmed or whatever.

So people probably didn’t really say “what in the Sam Hill…???” they probably said “what the fuck!” You just don’t know it because every ten year old didn’t have a 4k video camera in their pocket ready to roll on every bullshit that everyone did.

And then you have that nasty little foot pedal trashcan next to your toilet because you don’t flush the wipes, right?

…you don’t flush the wipes…do you?

Careful with the bidet conversation. I saw someone on plebbit explain how they don’t have to wash their hands after they take a shit because they have a bidet that washes and dries their asshole.

I don’t like this food.

Ok, there’s lots of stuff I don’t like. Why not grab a Snickers?

It’s an abomination!

Whoa there, it’s just a Reese’s cup…

phillistine depravity!!

Look, that’s excessive, isn’t it? And there’s only one L in phi-

AMERICA BAD!!!

Calm down, psycho! Holy shit touch grass!

No. I don’t go on the internet to get outraged or express outrage and I wish people would stop doing that.

This is why you don’t go on worldwide television and declare peace in the middle east.

Wow Europeans think a chicken burger contains beef because it says burger there on the menu? Do they think filet mignon is fish because it says filet? Is a pomme de terre an apple or a potato??? How deep does this go???