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5 months agoIt’ll be less than a ton by the time they make it back to shore.
It’ll be less than a ton by the time they make it back to shore.
Bold of you to assume that it’s only when I’m peeing.
If only there were some way to prevent this…
Whenever I see “Florida man…” I think it can’t be any worse than the last one, and every time I’m proven wrong.
“The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent.”
Every time I open the fridge and see Sweet Baby Ray’s I have to fight the urge not to squirt some directly into my mouth. Does that count?
“Offer expires while you wait.”
The scene in the junkyard with the Eric Idle Transformer and Weird Al’s “Dare to be Stupid” is permanently etched in my brain.
I think I’ll test this thought by using Sweet Baby Ray’s for my stir fry beef tomorrow.
“On the roof, it’s peaceful as can be, and there the world below don’t bother me…”