5D grizzly! Now we’re cooking, fuck yes

Cassette Dystopianism

OP has sensory issues related to neurodivergence. It’s not uncommon, I have an undiagnosed family member in denial who can’t stand touching anything plastic.

That’s pretty hot. Is it just me or does the hottest stuff seem just silly and gross if you’re not in the mood?

Le grand mort 🤤

He said two women, not all of them damn

Quotation isn’t high art perhaps, but it sure beats bickering pointlessly. What the hell lol

Thanks. I shouldn’t skim at 6 am maybe

He reviewed the listing on Ali, isn’t even sure if the quoted price is for the electric version. The whole article is supposition. That’s… kind of annoying.

This has given me temporary reprieve from a moment of blackhearted brooding. Thank you

Meme from 2050s be like “we once lived in a society”

Depends on how you say it.

Usually it’s “Living the dream 😒”

Throw it on the pile I guess, I ain’t asking shit

It’s not bad to have high standards, as long as they don’t get in the way of making things better

Finish your mixed run and play again. Do better next time.

Eternity: vast and unsympathetic, big but meaningless, awesome in scope but profoundly empty

My life on Earth: just for me, connected to many others of equal specialness, meaningful because of its finite nature

Car dependent infrastructure is indentured servitude with a shit load of extra steps

I’ve solved this problem forever. If I like them I’ll just smile and say “better now”. If I don’t, it’s “living the dream”. My approach is flawless in every scenario.

Making famous people sign other people’s faces is always funny.

I was surprised to learn that foxes are able to be cute only at certain times of day.

For example, not at 2 am.