I saw the scene on Reddit many years ago and thought it was hilarious, so it stuck.

There are plenty of options to ‘put down’ a human as well, but most of those require medical expertise to administer.

Medical personnel generally frown upon the whole idea of putting people down, so they’re not really an option

My ass hits the asphalt at 120km/h, not entirely sure I will still be capable of pooping from there after that.