Don’t be ridiculous. They are artificially flavored to taste like her.

I can practically hear my external CD drive spinning up just looking at these. Makes me want to play a Sierra game real bad.

See you in hell

Seems so fucking obvious you are the asshole and on the wrong side of history when the Modern Language Association, American Council of Learned Societies, and American Historical Association are coming after you.

I haven’t seen those but strange that these fruits are so gender polarizing as I have seen some videos of men being extremely friendly with watermelons.

I appreciate the copy. Video is so over used and so YouTube / google centric. Text can be more succinct, easier to navigate, and uses less bandwidth. Beneficial use cases for video certainly exist, but the format is severely overused.

Speaking of video, I have great nostalgia for the minds eye series. Great clips and soundtracks.

Edit: for a video version of this comment check out my YouTube stream, you won’t believe what happens next! L/S!!

Well that sounds like a really shitty way to die.

Anywhere suggesting that someone that is breastfeeding should have to sit facing a prison commode isn’t really focused on comfort. The assumption here is that if they are willing to relegate someone to such a place for breastfeeding, they don’t give a damn about comfort and it’s more likely that they want to keep the toilet free. It’s hyperbole hopefully.

Sharts

You know what the left wing media isn’t being positive enough about? Kittens. They’re fucking great and hardly ever in the mainstream news. War? Yeah, I don’t think that’s a real positive topic guys. Compare it to kittens if you have any doubts about it. Putting a positive spin on war is probably worse than polishing a turd.

Those all sound like late 80s album names.

I think you should leave

Do people not wear underwear with skirts?

Lord I miss the days when a power switch literally broke the electrical circuit within a device. Power switches now are mostly like a suggestion.

Couldn’t they just put a toilet seat on the toilet for that then? This sends the message they are trying to maximize efficiency and allow someone to sit on the commode whilst someone else is breast feeding.

Always wondered what those were for.

It’s plenty enough to teach them to do it again but worse.

This guy really loves war

I don’t even think this really works out. Its not like I’m going to be walking to the gym.

So you lied to that mother! No wonder it didn’t go well!