Trying to understand this.

“Jack, I’m so horney. Have your way with me like one of your French girls” - Rose Flourishes her hair back in the draw me pose

“Yeah, baby cakes” - Jack Doffs clothes

Crack! Mango appears in the middle of the room. “Room for on…” - Mango

“Ahhhhhhh” - Jack/Rose

Mango instantly kills the mood and causes sheer panic. Gets no happy fun time and is stuck on the Titanic without his towel.

Ahhh, I finally understand trickle down economics.

It’s the name/game given to chestnuts where you put a hole through the chestnut and pass some string through and tie it off.

The game is simple you try and break your opponents conker with yours. Taken turns.

The defender holds the string steady with his conker straight down

The attacker uses his conker to try and break the defenders using a sort of downwards flick.

Mother who fuck?

Last TV show marvel’s “The Gifted”, game is “Last Epoch”.

Guess it’s about you switching sides constantly due to terrible writing…

I really didn’t like the TV show lol

José Feliciano - Feliz Navidad.

Sounds like he is saying ‘release mum and dad.’ interlace with him singing ‘I want to wish you a merry christmas’

I was in stitches at the dinner table when I heard it. Trying to tell my brother while crying and hyperventilating with laughter made it even better.

I just came to the realisation, that all those cold calls where no one says anything are probably just recording for recreating your voice sigh…