Some jokes land and some don’t. No big deal.

I hate it when they count down to the last second before the bomb goes off.

Lol, Like it

The purpose, at least for me, is to find some stupid comedy to make me forget about the stupid world I live in.

Absolutely

Okay, Junior, when a mummy skeleton and a daddy skeleton love each other very much, they rub their bones together and that’s how they make baby skeletons.

Only left-handed people are in their right mind

I like mine rare

I’m using Brave

This is the link I used:

https://vger.app/

Thank you all. I am now on my laptop logged in using the web app on Linux Mint.

First i was tired. Now I’m retired.

300 years of screwing poor people. Support for the 2008 bailout for Wall Street. Donations from tech companies. They claim to support Medicare for everyone but haven’t done anything about it. Democrats tend to disregard working class and rural populations. In fact they denigrate them and think of them as uneducated hicks. Remember the basket of deplorables? Obama deported more immigrants than any other president.

I think there’s a misconception about elected officials. Many people believe they work to improve the lives of American citizens, but they don’t. Most of their time is spent fundraising and catering to wealthy donors. The majority of them don’t care about you at all.

Maybe I should have posted the whole joke.

“I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. “We’re surrounded.””

— Steven Wright

It’s a a Steven Write joke.

Wow, that’s a crazy schedule

I like to pay extra for a good ice cream that has just natural ingredients in it and not a bunch of chemicals.

That’s why when I got dentures I picked a few shades darker than stark white. We Americans just have some obsession with bright white teeth. I think they look phony.

Wow, that’s crazy