gonna tell my doctor I have ghosts in my blood
gonna tell my doctor I have ghosts in my blood
Oh. What mental illness do doctors prescribe cocaine for?
Your parents must’ve been wealthy because those are all the fun toys I remember in my childhood that all the other kids had. I didn’t have.
It’s ridiculous that governments are still confused & trying to figure out all this no-brainer shit
I’m scrolling down so far into the comments hoping someone will explain the benefit of sleeping on wet leaves
Good God
The last few months I’ve gone the opposite extreme: Hoarding all my paychecks and buying NOTHING even though there are so many things I need to buy. Watching the paychecks accumulate is becoming an obsession and now I’m becoming a rich miserly scrooge bwah-ah-ah!
Consuming alcohol in undesignated public places is illegal.
Public intoxication is illegal.
Can’t afford to lose teachers
I choose millionaire.
Ooh that’s my kink. May I have a moment in your padded office too?
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Oh but it would be so much more accurate. Someone please create that community.
Hey, don’t announce your vulnerable age to a bunch of old crusty strangers on the Internet
I don’t have an answer to your question but
RIP your psyche.
Blackfishing?
I thought we already had a term for when someone takes on someone else’s skin color something something cultural appropriation
Well yeah but then it’s back to the addictive aspect. That’s like telling a heroin addict to carry around all the supplies for heroin in his pocket but just don’t do heroin. People trying to recover from heroin probably shouldn’t keep heroin in their pockets.
I don’t believe you, because you can only get murdered once, and after that you wouldn’t be able to post comments on the internet.
survival of the fittest is doing its thing, even if innocent people go down as victims of stupid people, such is life and death.
Yes.