As far as I understand it, time as we know it didn’t exist before the big bang, so by definition nothing existed before time. I don’t really know how that works out either, I just go with what the fancy science people say

Why?

Yeah, except the sweeteners they use to make diet sodas “diet” make those sodas just as bad, if not worse, than the originals. Which also works for the car analogy given the source of the energy most EVs use :/

Wow thanks I’m cured. Where do you recommend buying bootstraps?

We named ours after our blind cat, Musetta. She would walk in straight lines until she met a wall, at which point she would turn and continue in another straight line. She had recently died when we got our first Roomba, so it was like reincarnation to us lol.

After a single week of (relatively) low sales, the company slashed our labor by a third. Lost a lot of good people because we simply weren’t allowed to schedule them. The skeleton crew that did remain was left to deal with the (surprise surprise) massive influx of business we received in the following two months. Did they ever give us they labor back? Negative. Now we’re left dealing with 1.3x the business with 0.6x as much staff. Staff who are necessarily less stellar than their predecessors.

God, I’m tired of buying other people’s boats

I’m stuck in the food service industry, so I work 9hr days 5 days a week :) All gruelling and soul-sucking, of course!

Death to the stroad