
Wh-what?
I’m a lonely smut writer in Portugal! Feel free to say hello! :3

Wh-what?
Literally both my favorite characters from that game, hnnnnng
This has to be the funniest comment I’ve read this year so far. I laughed for like ten straight minutes, hahaha
Weird, when I do it I just get turned on? Is this normal?
I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me
This is puppy erasure
sick guitar riff starts


Whatever this is, it’s for me


:3 I beg


This is an elite tier shitpost


SERIOUSLY. For a moment, I was like Trump is absolutely NOT Avasarala.


I hate that I love this unironically.

This is literally me


Voice training is something I want to do so badly, but fuck if it isn’t hard to stick with. Sounding terrible while trying not to is so deeply distressing. :(
I also want to be ff mpreg’d. Just, you know, if any ladies out there are curious. :3


I can only handle a glass of wine before I start getting headaches. 😭 Weed, my beloved.
😮 That’s crazy!
Upset that this one wasn’t titled Ruledozer
Thank you!
Love how immediately understandable this is across languages.