MrPumpernickel

Shit, so I’m stuck seeing dozens of posts a day that just repeat the word “rule” then?

Mr. Pumpernickel (Commoner)
Large humanoid (too large), chaotic neutral alignment

Armor Class: 5
Hit Points: 4 (1d8)
Speed 30 ft.
STR: 15 (+2)
DEX: 6 (-2)
CON: 12 (+1)
INT: 7 (-2)
WIS: 10 (+0)
CHA: 5 (-3)

Senses: passive Perception 10
Languages: English, French
Challenge: 0 (10 XP)

Actions
Complain. Mr. Pumpernickel unleashes a string of inane complaints laced with an accusatory tone at a creature he can see within range. If the target can hear him (though it need not understand him), it must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or take 1d4 psychic damage and have disadvantage on the next attack roll it makes before the end of its next turn.

There is a great ~20 year old song where I’m from called Plus Rien. (Translates to Nothing Left)

Maybe not in the next hundred years, but the way things are going… this song proves more accurate every time I listen to it.