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Sorry but I’m changing the word from “gun owners” to “fuckin cowards” and I’d appreciate it if you used the correct terminology thanks
I wanted Anno 1800 to be this but man, the income fluctuations are fuckin uncontrollable
Laughs in french
If you think a billionaire has Chianti in his wine cellar, you’re in for a nice tasting session when you get there
But but how would an utter shitebag quivering coward defend themselves?!?! Won’t someone think of the cowards?!?
We call it humour because we can afford the extra “U”
Can’t even sort Syria out and you’re thinking about Sirius 😂
It’s just what we call “internet” in most countries 😂 Remember the early 2000s when ISPs tried to limit how much internet we could use and so we just switched to another provider that had a better offer, and the whole ‘limit’ thing disappeared virtually overnight?
Yeah…
Lol if you think it’s not both. It’s a massive 69
Money can’t buy taste
If I had to guess, sucking America’s cock
I can hear a Frenchman somewhere hon-hon-honing about the fact that our food culture is so pitiful, we have convinced ourselves we actually like eating an overrefridgerated supermarket sandwich out of a cardboard box and calling it lunch.
Have you ever had a french supermarket sandwich, hen? They’re fucking awful. He’s not right
Consider two people: one getting ready salted crisps, a BLT and a San Pellegrino, the other a spicy chicken pasta pot, the hard-boiled egg two-pack and a banana Yazoo. Which one would you rather have as your babysitter?
Dunno, I’m not a judgemental wank like you, I’d take it on merit
This is fucking GASH journalism and the advert for her “book” at the end says it all
You know those pictures you see of beautiful wooden chalets in the swiss Alps etc?
Yeah they’re not wooden, they’re basically made by pouring liquid concrete in to a massive “mould” for the floor and walls, then covered with wood to make it pretty
The idea of 3d printed ones is the same, but without the hassle of making the mould
Oh, and for funny books, Tom Sharpe of course
Anyone mentioned John Boyne yet?
The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas was really a YA book, but some of his other stuff is world class. A Ladder to the Sky, Heart’s Invisible Furies etc
Why is having sex at Legacy Independent Funeral Directors like eating a pork pie?
You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat
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Um cereal is for kids is it not?
Coffee and croissant/baguette
The Legacy (1978)
Fuck knows what my dad was thinking 😅