Zippy!

If you do get fired make sure to name and shame them. What kinda chemicals were they? Nasty shit?

I’d love an invite

When I use a bidet at home, I always do a few wipes first to avoid the breakup. Then I pat down with tp after to dry.

I get that some people want to save tp, but I just want to feel clean after I drop a bomb.

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