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Cake day: November 19th, 2019

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  • I worked at a mental health inpatient facility. I ended up having a cig or two with a client. He’d casually tell me about the Bible and would ask if I’ve read it.

    Eventually these talks turned into him casually mentioning that he was pretty sure he was Jesus.

    Fast forward a few months and dude was outside in a Banana suit screaming at the top of his lungs that he was God. The cops came and hauled him away. Never saw him again. My office window faced the main parking lot, so I saw the whole thing.

    Never did learn why he was in a banana suit. The story is stupid enough that I’d never expect anyone to believe me, but you asked…