Lemmy feels way more neckbeardy… because it is.

Alright then gangbang.

That may be true but at the end of the day, you got more dicks on you than me, homo.

I do, just try to avoid other people’s dicks and use hand sanitizer a lot. Sounds like you have a problem with this there, dickhands. Does that mess with your fetish or something?

Yep. Turning the sink off is just as bad as turning it on. You just put everyone’s dick right back on your hands.

Only wash my hands and flush the toilet in public restrooms that have touch less sinks. If the toilet isn’t automatic, I use my foot. Use the paper towel you wash your hands with to open the door on the way out or your sleeve if you have long sleeves on, or your elbow if it’s a push door. I’d rather have my own dick on my hands than my own and everyone else’s.

I liked idle hands a lot too.

I love grandma’s boy. We need more tech nerd weed movies!

Um no. Are you European or a filthy hippy? Which one?

Death God

Morrowind. It’s iconic.

Nah, they dumb.

We have a saying in our house… “ghosts” that means close the door we are going to sleep and don’t want to let the ghosts in. Closed. Always closed.