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Good news! The president CAN legally commit felonies now! How cool is that?
As a European, I am terribly sorry for what’s happening over there. It really worries me, as it’ll have an effect on the entire world 😞
Good news! The president CAN legally commit felonies now! How cool is that?
As a European, I am terribly sorry for what’s happening over there. It really worries me, as it’ll have an effect on the entire world 😞
What’s this about my rug? There’s devils piss there as well? We truly are fucked.
America just got a MASSIVE step towards a dictator. WTAF is going on? I’m in the wrong timeline…
See, this guy’s knows how to make money, unlike the rest of you pleps…
Don’t be stupid. How else an I going to make money by doing nothing? Get a job? That’s for people who don’t pull themselves up by their bootstraps!
Kilomillionaire literally means 1000 millions, aka a billion (short system) or a milliard (long system).
Of course! Would mean I’d never have to watch another show again.
So my Tesla is pink. I guess the cop would’ve thrown a flashbang.
This just in: DeSantis is changing the official words prisons and jails to Freedom Centers. Their slogan is “Where Freedom meets people”
Wrong. The rich uses lab-grown water, clean from all the chemicals!
Which also means line goes down. That is unprecedented, and it’d lower the quality of their lives. Think about the rich people!
So, when do we eat them?
I nearly died today. Literally. Let me explain; I’m still alive.
Does she not know who her dad is? Or maybe you’re referring to the child’s father?
I was 7 when we got our modem (I still have the packaging for it!), but browser? I think it was Netscape, but that might also have been a year later, for all I know. If you want a photo of the modem box because you don’t believe me, let me know.
Wow! Can’t believe I’ve never seen it before, considering I’ve been in the internet since 1994…
Ok, what’d I miss? I don’t understand the reference.
It’s simple, really. Line go up? Good. Line go down? Bad.
Does not matter what the line represents; it must go up.
I lick my wife. And my previous girlfriends. So some of us actually lick other people.
And replace SCOTUS.