This statement has never been truer

Wow, nobody said sea lion yet. Cute, yes. Vicious, also yes.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it Snap it, work it, quick, erase it Write it, cut it, paste it, save it Load it, check it, quick, rewrite it Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it Drag and drop it, zip, unzip it Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it View it, code it, jam, unlock it Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it Cross it, crack it, twitch, update it Name it, read it, tune it, print it Scan it, send it, fax, rename it Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it Turn it, leave it, stop, format it

That sum has not yet been printed

Big Trouble in Little China

Princess Bride

Romancing the Stone

The Shining

Full Metal Jacket

Me three

I am getting off on milf island - Riker probably

If you had got it changed by a professional, they would have simply poured in all four quarts. You didn’t hurt a thing.

Or maybe, just maybe, yet another American company is upset that a Chinese company is beating them at their own game.

No. Reactionary horseshit is all you’ve got coming.

No, I want a light pickup from the 80s or 90s but with a warranty and a full size bed and no back seat. Y’know, something kinda utilitarian. A fucking Ranger is bigger now than an F-150 was in 2000. An F-150 is a goddamn SUV with a worthless 4 foot bed. What the hell is that good for?

Wow, tell us how indoctrinated you are.

Wet blankets don’t burn well

Acoustic instruments are going to come back in a major way. Eventually folks are going to get tired of listening to computers masturbating.

Or , hear me out, what if US auto makers stop trying to force overpriced oversized trash on us? Maybe try to compete?

Driving around looking for an oak tree to park under since that excuse worked the first time.

These tracks were laid illegally in the first place. The tribe should just go remove that shit from their land and tell the rail company to get fucked.

You have cheap and soulless knives

And waw. Don’t forget the waw.

Nah, I got no patience for 20 minute renditions of songs that are 3 minutes on the record.