You’ll owe your soul to the company store

Idk i think they should probably use handcuffs and keep him in a jail cell

Yeah i’ve heard good things about it recently. I’ve always liked how easy curl can be in php.

Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but

Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?

PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages

You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache

My computer is lit up orange except for the cpu cooler. Those lights are set to blue for better cooling

Republicunts did not read or maybe comprehend a bill they passed during the Trump years which accidentally legalized THC products derived from hemp or products that technically are hemp and not cannabis because the delta 9 THC concentration is low enough.

From my also limited understanding cannabis can be harvested early before the delta 9 thc crystals form… from the precursor THCa already present in the plant

THCa on its own is not psychoactive however it breaks down into normal THC when exposed to sunlight … or heat when you smoke/vape it

So you can buy legal (for now) basically weed in the form of high thca flower online and have it shipped to your mailbox.

Im considering anonymously buying some online and having it shipped to my states AG office because fuck that dude needs to smoke some weed

Cool

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

Real men test in prod

Reaaal men of geeenius

const…ish

Beets, Bears, Battlestar galactica.

Not opinions just facts

Code whisperer

(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)

The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together

His dry ass chicken definitely isnt

Oh man im not sure if i hate HPSM more or the in house dumpster fire my corp replaced it with

Or just start as the mormon class

Still mad about this one

Final space was so good. Cartoon Expanse

Some dude named Autumn’s dick

Sucks what happened with NFTs being applied to literally the lowest hanging fruit for what it could be used for

The best use case for nfts i read was providing a nft for digital purchases like books,songs, or micro transactions/dlcs for video games so you could keep track of what you own digitally by the nft possibly even transferring your purchases to other accounts

But no.

Monkey pictures.

Because $$$$

Id like to add dog poo in the form of mud and dirt tracked in from the backyard by said dog during the 6 months it rains nonstop where im at

She should have played jar of greed so she had a chance to pull such a card