Squirrels:

Go Squirrels!

M41A Pulse Rifle: 10mm with 30mm over-under pump action grenade launcher.

If you’re having trouble getting a restful sleep, try segmented sleeping.

It depends…

Do you think Jimmy Carter has seen the season 4 finale of Breaking Bad?

Where should we riot then?

Still waiting cast my vote for Obama the second time.

Maybe if Missouri gets a new AG they’ll get around to processing those provisional ballots.

Wait. Is that for real their uniform? I thought that was a throw-away joke from the series.

They have to constantly print and ship catalogs. How else will they explain why they underpay their workers so much?

The Final Pizza Party.

“Nutz, Deez (B)”

We’ve all seen Red at this point.

Kind of hard to fly when you’re getting smashed in the face by a wizard.

Feeaboos.

Once.

But elf sex is crazy weird. Like, they were still doing it while Frodo and the Fellowship were there.

I stick 'em on Saruman’s palantir.

Being the most common tree in America doesn’t make the sycamore any less awesome.

They’re big and their canopy is lush. Their limbs are all twisty and knobbly. They’ve got huge leaves that sound amazing blowing in the wind or crunching underfoot. The colloquialism for their seedpods is hilarious and the pods themselves are almost as cool as sweetgum seed pods.

Just some great trees all around.

Pretty much any British children’s animation from the seventies.

Goblincore…

You actually don’t have to polish silver. It’s anti-bacterial properties still work if it’s tarnished.