RustyLog

Sneaky!

Fill them with gunpowder and add a fuse. That would make a pretty Paloma

Post a picture when you do.

We did this when I was a kid (with only one sibling); We would cut a 0.5l ice cream brick in half. The one who didn’t cut would select his piece first.

If you have a bidet you can make any poop diarrhea.

You forgot:
3. Generate CSAM

Sorry!

- How high are you?
- Yes.

Nah, just repeatedly insert a cylinder into the mouth hole and the gunk will be expelled through the eye holes. 🎃

That’s completely MAD!

Feed me senpai!

I don’t think the tensile strength of one snake is enough, it would take two. If the snake had just eaten another snake before going to snake heaven it would without a doubt be enough to strangle a normal sized guy. 😵🐍🐍 Hsssssss!

Do you think he tried to crawl into her? Lubed up that little head of his Diddy style and then just pushed his dome against her orifice?

(Sorry about the quality, my editing skills on this thingamajingy are absent.)

Worst flavor? Have you tried petrol or brake fluid?

Ghost n Goblins (C64)
Super pipelines II (C64)
Giana sisters (C64)
Spy hunter (C64)
Diablo II (PC)

I bought a OBDLink Mx a long time ago and it has worked on every car i have had to diagnose. (Mercedes, Skoda, VW, SAAB, Porsche)

My wife got the flashing one with very rough idling, I checked the fault codes and it was misfire on multiple cylinders. I replaced the ignition coil and now it purrs like a kitten again.

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Fuck China!