Don’t forget to make the tips touch

My spouse and I often play Marco Polo if we ever get separated in a small store or somewhere. Many times the local college students join in. It’s always funny

So glad I wasn’t the only one

But it isn’t private though?

If it’s a drive by, you’d stop circling around to continue commenting. You’d get notifications that folks have responded, but you’d just continue driving past and not reply further.

This isn’t a drive by, this is a cul-de-sac that you keep driving around in circles instead of just leaving. A cul-de-sac that you actively made the decision to pull into when you could’ve just kept driving.

Gonna start a conversation with my spouse with “you didn’t hear a word I just said, did you?” when I didn’t actually say anything before that

I get the feeling Dolly would like these jokes

Arm only the children!

Username tracks

“Hold my beer. YEET!”

This was a lot funnier if you were there and witnessed what he did. Written language can’t do it any justice. Just imagine the most badass thing a human can do, then imagine if he had a fist-sized rock in each hand while he did it, then imagine him tripping over his tunic right before the final flip.

So this is how I had to find out it was cancer‽

Yeah. It’s much classier to shit one’s pants in the backseat of a total stranger’s car. 💩👖

Translation: “Some humans have negative iq”

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Perhaps that’s why they scream at random? 🤔🐲

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Safely contained under the tat. Safely contained under the tat. Planet earth. Married. Yes. Yes.

Gonna send this to everyone on my snapchat