Front left: cigarettes and lighter

Front right: Keys, handkerchief

Back left: phone

Back right: wallet

Leg left side: 10 in 1 screwdriver

Right leg side: ballpoint pen, sharpie, white marker, mini vise-grips.

“The children yearn for the mines” -some goofball

I never bother when the dm asks for a stealth check when playing an unstealthy character.

Just go along with the idea that I’m gonna get hurt to alay the detection of my comrades…

Dm: roll a stealth check.

Me: Wtf is a stealth check? I barge into the room like a bull whos balls are bound, sword drawn, heated breath, blood boiling.

You don’t win CoC…best you can hope for is to lose less.

Love that movie…

Anything cosmological or having to do with the quantum realm.

90% of the mainstream media oversimplifies or just plain gets things wrong for sensationalism and profits.

Food…I like cuisine. Requires eating out. I find a place, don’t care about the cost. Try something I’ve never had. It can get expensive.

Doesn’t matter, I still ain’t no snitch. And no pussy fart at work is gonna change that.