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Cake day: January 8th, 2025

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  • Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

    Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

    [Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence’s dead serious expression]

    Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?

    Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

    Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

    Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.

    Peter Gibbons: Good point





  • Lots of fun stupid ideas here…

    • Everyone in the world is now their own microstate with their current position as the start point for a voronoi style distribution of territory.
    • Canada and Canadia are now legally distinct, coterritorial nations. Anyone who refers to themselves as Canadian has the effect of renouncing their citizenship to Canada and joining Canadia. Anyone who refers to themselves as Canadan does the opposite.
    • The world is now divided into nations by elevation rather than latitude and longitude.
    • All locations are redistributed by their affixes. All -stans are one nation. All -villes are another. All -tons and -towns another. All San- and Santa- are another. And so on, and so on. Any conflicts based on having multiple affixes are decided by a fight to the death between randomly chosen locals who prefer one or the other.
    • All areas are formed into nations based on the most common seasoning in that region.








  • Again, that all goes out the window in the case of an actual emergency. The person needs help. In NO case should corporate liability dodging be the reason someone doesn’t get help, regardless of the precise wording of the policy. A policy that can be readily misinterpreted as ‘authorized responders only’ is a bad policy. A policy that places further limitations on the already minimal number of people who could/would volunteer to help is a bad policy. A policy that makes people unsure of what to do is a bad policy. It’s really that simple. Safety and survival trump company liability dodging every single time.