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PS Vita supremacy

Ain’t a song made out there called “Fuck The Fire Department.”

Or “Fuck the EMS” either while we’re at it.

I wonder why?

I’d probably put it on an aquarium setting if I could find one. Could probably hook it up with an RPi pre damn easy if not.

No, but… [Marge Simpson “I just think it’s neat” goes here]

Man I downloaded this shit last week for crimson desert content and it’s throwing projectors at me left and right and this is not helping 💀

I’ll never forget my brother heading to GameStop to grab me a copy of Halo 3 for like $15. Dude in front of him in line was trading in a steel book edition. Got offered like $4 and thankfully my brother is an extrovert and went “I’ll give ya $20” which is what I’d sent him with.

Looks like me when I play any VR game. If I’m not pistol whipping, I’m monologuing like a supervillain 😂

Tiered looking. Dog was in full German chocolate cake mode. That’s how he remembered the circles.

Me rn

They’re soaping, bro

Got five letters for tyrants. I’m sure all my queer homies who I absolutely have NOT been watching do insane firearm drills for the past 10 years will take that laying down!

The cool part of not having respect for the law is you get to just like, not apply it to yourself!

Entirely unrelated, did you know you can make an AK, semi reliably, automatic with a wire coat hanger? Crazy shit man.

Stoner humor knows no generation. We all watching Cheech and Chong shit still or at least are familiar with big papa Tommy

My wife said this is called “anxiety” and that something called “therapy” can help I dunno what any of that means also she’s from Newark so honestly that may not have even been what she said

Um, the right obviously! I want everyone on the opposite side to die so obviously the other side must feel the same!

Genuinely hard to not be black pilled by this constant bullshit like as if there are genuinely elected officials making comments about “MAGA hunting” or some shit. Literally only one side wants to eat the other. One wants death the other wants brunch. Fucking hell.

Like, a hairbrush?

You said MD 20/20 and hydrogen sulfate right into my eyeballs? You got it doc😎

Usually doesn’t do it for me. Trying to do a keagle without using any other muscles can almost instantly kill it sometimes, tho. I hear it’s also great for avoiding incontinence and ED as you get older as well.

Ouroboros type beat, power breeds pests gang wya

To be 18 and not realize how fuckin raw that shit gets for everyone after about 45 minutes unless you reapply religiously like a goth at the beach 😂

Big dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.