they took the fucking dragon slinky

My computer mommy could beat up your sky daddy.

Gloop Sloople lol

Truth nuke.

I’ll have to sell my holiday home! How droll.

This is just such a LARP man.

Maclunkey!

That’s right!

it looks freaking epic scifi. Reddit moment!!!

just dodge

forbidden Jenga

Void don’t understand you.

Its a stylistic choice. In this house we turn off no-else-return.

My pronouns are

function getPronouns() {
    const dateNow = new Date();

    if(dateNow.getMonth()===3 && dateNow.getDate()===1) {
        return "clown/clownself";
    }
    else {
        const timeNow = dateNow.getTime();
        if(timeNow%3 === 0) {
            return "they/them";
        }
        else if(timeNow%5 === 0) {
            return "she/her";
        }
        else if(timeNow%7 === 0) {
            return "he/him";
        }
        else {
            return "void/voidself";
        }
    }
}

console.log(getPronouns());

Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.

Also, the Luhansk and Donetsk PRs no longer exist as political entities. They were unilaterally annexed several years ago, because, y’know, the aim was never to help them achieve self-determination, but to expand Russia’s borders. This is the exact same thing they plan to do to the rest of Ukraine. Again, extremely obvious.

Israel is a bizarre comparison. I support Iran’s right to exist, and the connection is that both of them are vile offensive wars aimed at killing people or removing their right to self-determination.

Neither Russia nor Israel is going to outright state their maximalist territorial aims, because it would unite their enemies and some people are hopeful or stupid enough to take them in good faith. However, both are ultranationalist organisations, and their ideal world is one where every other ethnicity is eradicated or subsumed by their own. While that’s not realistically possible, they’ll try to achieve the closest thing that is.

If you genuinely believe either of them you’re just gullible, I don’t know how else to say it.

In regards to Donetsk etc, I see no evidence that there’s legit internal support for separatism, and on that basis they’re not legit. If the Russian govt believed that it existed they’d surely would have pushed for a robust and independent plebecite to provide legitimacy to their buffer states. That they tried to stuff the ballots, shows that it’s a crock of shit.