I’m sorry for being so late I just got home and I was just wondering if you were still interested in going to the game tonight

I can think of a few that got banned, don’t know any still up

If iOS says that too many networks are using the same frequency it might actually mean an incorrect password

Tellmywifisaidhello

Solving chess

Because I said so

Well lemmy hasn’t banned me for pointing out that a prisoner who is still alive hasn’t finished serving their life sentence

Pay your roommate

Tape the meme onto the poster

My outdoor bike doesn’t have snow tires

If other people don’t know about it I can just turn invisible after they catch me and they’ll assume they were having a stroke

Guess America’s diner isn’t always open huh

The thing about gold is they are always mining more of it, not great for long term value

Back then they didn’t have balatro

Serving size: one tic tac

Sugar per serving: rounds to 0

When two people are both trying to give bad news nicely they end up sounding similar.

Is there a piefed app

NFL referees

The broncos defense had enough chances to get the game winning stop

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