Some might say, “But what happens when the people who remembered you are gone?” We are the sum of everyone we’ve ever known, and so what effect they had on you will be passed down to those who know you as well, however small.

Jesus Crit

Weirdly it makes sense either way you read it.

Gonna

Now you know if her ring is as big as a potato!

Or you just got engaged to a potato. Depending on which instructions you attempted to follow.

No. Too high on the scale.

I dated a redheaded preacher’s daughter once

Start spreading buttcheeks

10 on the bottom

11 on top

America:

This is the opposite of celebrated, but the Uranverein program could have resulted in a German atomic bomb during WW2. Fortunately it didn’t work out.

NOOO OUR CHILDREN

Mermaid body, so she can lay her eggs and I can ejaculate onto them.

Oh, and I was. Many times.

Sorry, I can’t make it out tonight. Eric threw up. Then ate it. Then threw it back up again.

I tried taking Benadryl before eating some stuff once. It worked at first but then I had a reaction after. Fortunately it wasn’t as bad as it could have been. I just felt like I got run over by a truck.

I’m allergic to dairy and wheat, so if I want pizza I have to get this stuff:

https://clocloveganfoods.com/

It’s not… horrible… I guess. It scratches the itch. But damn, I miss good pizza.

No, definitely a typo. I am prone to them.

The British make some very tasty food. Some very not tasty ones, but many tasty ones.

Constitution is when you have to eat the fruit salad and there’s tomatoes in it.