Aren’t most of the middling to good lakes increasingly polluted to the point where they’re not suitable for drinking water, though?

The information in this satirical article about misinformation is more accurate than the lies 2000 Mules was concocted from

I read it as “harassing” at first and was QUITE confused 😄

So basically the only things standing in the way of V for Vendetta (movie version) coming true is

a) the fascists achieving the technology and competence to deliberately create a pandemic without anyone finding out and

b) the fact that RL Britain would NOT survive via isolation.

SUPER. 🤦

Qatar 2.0

There’s corruption, then there’s ridiculously blatant corruption, and then there’s FIFA.

How long before a winning bid from Israel? North Korea? Some fucking anarcho-capitalist island in international waters without any football pitches?

Saudi Arabia is the lone candidate for 2034

Well that’s fucking great! I wonder how many bids were rejected without due consideration in order to make sure of that…

The Saudi bid “presents a very strong all-round proposition, reflected in the results of the technical evaluation, which assesses the proposed infrastructure (both sporting and general) as well as its commercial potential,” Fifa said in its report.

Translation to honesty: $$$$

“It is important to note that the bid involves significant opportunities for positive human rights impact,” added Fifa.

Translation to honesty: if you think Saudi Arabia has been sportswashing their murderous regime until now, just wait until we get started!

Infantino: “Today I feel journalistic and dismembered!”

Yes, the objectively correct one.

I’m not your guy, pal

moose crows.

A terrifying hybrid species that weigh a thousand pounds, can fly, and remember the faces of those who have wronged them.

Critics, including Public Citizen, argue Musk is driven by conflicts of interest

In equally surprising news, leading oceanographers agree : Pacific Ocean larger than average dog’s water bowl in terms of both area and depth.

To be fair they wouldn’t be able to read this either.

Or this

Got no two minute warning, though

If Govt services cease to function they fail

And thousands if not millions of people die, depending on how long it goes on for.

Thanks, ThanksObama!

So far, Trump has announced plans to nominate billionaire hedge fund manager Scott Bessent to head the Treasury Department, WWE billionaire Linda McMahon to head the Education Department, billionaire crypto banker Howard Lutnick to head the Commerce Department, and billionaire entrepreneurs Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to head the Department of Government Efficiency—an outside advisory commission tasked with slashing federal spending and regulations.

REALLY going hard for the “fox guarding the chicken coop” record 🤬

He did, but don’t call us Shirley.

Doesn’t look like any door to me

Pansexual is usually shortened to pan, there’s a jungle cat commonly known as a panther, and nonbinary people tend to prefer they/them pronouns 🙂

Nah, that law is just an empty threat.

Not even the TRUMP administration would be stupid enough to invade an ally for the sake of one* septuagenarian war criminal from another country.

Even if that country is Israel.

*as he’s no longer part of the government, Gallant might as well not exist anymore as far as they’re concerned.

I’m crossing everything except the streams that you’re right about Netanyahu! 🤞🤞🤞🤞