Greedy fucks.

Here’s my take

I had to look it up.

It’s like an evaluation or restrospective analysis that you do after an IT incident has taken place, like all company servers being down for hours.

So I guess the joke here is that the guy has lost almost all his hair due to the stress of the incident.

No worries. No hopes saleman here.

Yeah, some days I feel like pressing a magic “instant permanent vanish” button.

At least I have a good partner in my life and on my new job I spend most of the day hyperfocused creating some scripts to make my tasks easier. I wish they would let me work remotely already tho, because I’m losing my shit after a month of full on-site work.

If I lose my partner, things may turn pretty dark, again.

Horrible place and bad English.

I’m amazed when companies can’t simply afford 100% remote work. IT’S FREE!

Not getting their kid properly checked for ADHD

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Unless it turns out that only the supid MS one works on that specific company.

Sometimes I get obsessed with something at work, an issue or something that I can’t get to work and sometimes I continue what I was doing when I get home, depending on how tired and frustrated I am.

I work in IT.

Features ≠ Bloat

Lol I just tried that to see how it works.

It’s hard because if you close your lips too much to whistle it restricts the airflow and kills the hum.

That’s the neat part, you don’t.

Also, good luck to those people if they have to prove an AI was trained with their comment

I make sure to remind people mine is a Conga (real brand)

Yes.

The fucking needle-in-the-eye part from Dead Space.

Also, Scorn is kinda unsettling.

Most jewish men aren’t

Uninstalling already wipes the data and AFAIK the app must be automatically killed for the apk to be removed.

However, some apps leave some residual data in the storage area the user has access to, but all would be gone with a factory reset.

OP’s issue is probably simply more resource-hungry apps and/or some Android version upgrade. Yes, some official Android upgrades for a device can cause performance issues, because it may have higher system requirements than the previous one.

Stupid glowing-in-the-dark FBI agents!