No she’s just a bad artist with a worse personality

I use semi-colons a lot. People are so intimidated by them and they refuse to admit how simple they are; it’s literally the combination of a comma and a colon, that’s it. Use it for when both are needed.

I feel like comics get more and more absurd these days

No idea what’s going on

Ram compression called CRAM? I’m sold

Suddenly all her friends wanted to come

That’s actually how they want you to live. Keep on slavin’

He needed more beans

Exactly, those kinds of things are much more intersting

Global apathy

Currently? Frank Herbert

Emojis are only something kids and teenagers can use, because they are stylized in an infantile way and so express very strong emotions that you just don’t have any more as an adult.

So the only adults that use them are people who either have arrested development or trying to self-infantilize, where neither is really suited for 18+ online discussion boards.

So the only time you’ll really see emoji’s being used here is when they’re using sarcastically or for comedic effect, because they do work for that since they portray emotions that are exaggerated.

Otherwise it sticks out like if your dad who’s a lawyer wore a pikachu cap to work.

I mean Finns are prickly people, so they actually may resist for awhile.

But in my country the politicians are celebrating the bribes and dancing to their tunes.

Oh you sweet Summer child

I’m Nordic as well, it’s over

No but they do have a word for asking about it

Nah, you just are what you, aint ya?

Right, right. Everyone’s “expletive” if they’re not doing what you want, aren’t they?

The Goat

You need to get your shit together dude

This is my girlfriend when I’m just firing off random thoughts from my day <3

Oh! Narcissistic behaviour in the wild.