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  • And hey! Make it look like an accident will you!?

    …this morning authorities have found a weird accidental suicide and here to talk about it is Scott Fitzgerald Dela Mont our accidental suicide expert: yes Steve, judging from the non existing video as Epstein tripped on his own on to a previously prepared nuse made out of his violently removed PJs we can deduce that this indeed was an accidental suicide. After hitting his head on the floor and passing out, the prisoner had to have lifted his own body what appears to be 9ft… Scott, is 9 ft necessary or can you purposefully just stop breathing on the floor? Well Steve, that’s a difficult question to answer, I wasn’t there! I swear!..well folks! There you have It! Completely accidental!











  • Wow, he also kills babies!!! WTF.

    Okay, maybe I’m stupid or something, but didn’t the founding fathers build into this thing some sort of way to remove people like this?

    Why doesn’t any other authority, by the power vested in them, arrest the guy? He was in the plane with Epstein many times, he was raping girls at the island and murdering babies. He also bankrupted a freaking casino! A casino! Yeah, like murdering a baby doesn’t sound worse than bankruptcy of a casino. Why?

    Anyone else would be in jail so deep up some dark hole already. But not the orange Teflon lard pile. We can’t even complain about it or publish work showing the evils he’s done without some sort of danger of disappearance.

    We voted! Do something about it Republicans!