yes, this is more like that little hand wave that tennis players do to acknowledge a lucky point “sorry mate, your job is gone… moving on”

Angling to be considered unfit to stand trial when he loses the election

can confirm (source: am on the other side of the ocean and certified idiot). But this is beyond even my level of idiocy. The part on 9/11 is really the icing on this shit cake: he manages to pit two conspiracies against each other:

• hey man, what are you doing with that hurricane? Today we are doing the “flying airplanes into towers” one, remember?
• oh shit sorry, totally forgot that one! No worries, I’m just turning this thing off before it hits the coast

Stopped reading at “Trump thinks”

…especially you, Elon

I think he means “I will give you a child, choose any of them. I don’t know where to put them any longer and they don’t even seem to like me.”

and Trump would just… “your beer? Haven’t seen it. There’s just MY two glasses of beer here. A great beer, the greatest. My uncle invented beer, Fred Budweiser Trump. Great IQ, very good genes!”

like sending Vance literally following her around?

laugh all you want, but YOU are next, former Twitter users who refused to pay for their blue badge and had the gall to move to Mastodon or others!

It is about fragility, like others said, but It is also about uniqueness, in the sense of “oh, so you think you’re soo special!”

• they said they are coming to get us, Ilya
• let’s hope they do, Piotr… I’m so tired of this! What do we have today, by the way? Insults, death threats or stupid memes?

to be fair, he did turn orange

“illegal” is overrated, anyway. Trump did a ton of illegal stuff and yet, here we are.

I think you just found a good example to prove his point, though?

don’t be like that, they are just saying that the two events happened at the same time. “Kamala Harris grins as the world marks new hottest day on record”, “Kamala Harris grins as hundreds more flights get cancelled after huge IT outage”. See? Perfectly innocent journalism!

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I think you’re all focusing on the wrong part. I didn’t donate $45M, I made an investment that I expect to pay back a lot more. Donating to Trump would indeed be cult of personality, buying a US President to protect me and be my pet is pure Elon.

I’m semantically torn here. He did (narrowly) take a bullet and shooting on politicians is an attack on Democracy. On the other hand he’s not exactly on friendly terms with this whole Democracy concept… In case of friendly fire, can you say you took a bullet for your enemy?

in the light of new hard evidence (very hard!) I have to update my priors to 23% gay

I do see your point, it would probably look funny from a safe distance… Chicken (especially roosters) can be vicious. Up close, a dinosaur-sized chicken would be freaking terrifying!