You could also have it type out, “$USER is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.”

Minimize all windows and open a spreadsheet

Functionally useless. With the web standardized, we shouldn’t need user agents anyway. It would be more beneficial to ask “do you support X, Y, and Z?”

I plan to be early to the point where I get uncomfortably anxious if I leave on time. I set alarms and reminders to remind me that I need to start thinking about getting ready. I try to be ready way ahead of time. I am experiencing this right now.

My friend and I had a dynamic like that in a campaign. He was playing a dwarf barbarian who only spoke dwarven and I was playing a dwarf witch. When his barbarian would mouth off in dwarven about the party, my character would “translate” to something like, “He wishes you all good luck.”

Not cause it’s a good language or nothin’ scoff who would do that?

When the API returns UTC, but the system insists on giving you local time… but there’s an extension method that accepts DateTimeOffset?

“1” + “1”

No mention of WTF-PL?

Who tf considers their teeth clean in 60 seconds?

Edit: “Less time than it takes to brush your teeth…” I should have some coffee.

This should probably have been marked NSFW…

My first thought while reading this post was “emoji analysis”

If you don’t hold the keys, your data may as well not be encrypted.

The need for external validation is a burden, indeed, but you’re already on the right track. You got this!

I feel that. It’s not perfect, but I started writing down all of my ideas as bullet points just to relieve some of the urgency. I know that I’m likely to forget about them and completely ignore the list, but it really does help, regardless. I use an app called Logseq and I have it bound to a gesture on my phone so I can open it quickly. I hope it works for you.

So true, and your players will cherish it for the sentiment of the victory.

I understand that it’s not a competition or a win/lose kind of game. Personally, I use TRRPGs as story engines for my make-believe characters, but if my players decide to throw jank at me, I have permission to throw jank at them.

Anything you can do, the DM can do, too. Treat things like this like war crimes or your next TPK will be a goblin horde taking out the party one by one with sneak attacks and bags of holding.

I think this is good. Adobe doesn’t need to get bigger, it needs to let go of some of its parts.

Also figma balls

Okay, but what’s a theoren?