Maybe be the change you want to see in the world instead of bitching, then.

edit: go ahead and keep downvoting me, when the right does finally manage a coup they’ll be the only ones with any guns you stupid motherfuckers. For now, the 2nd amendment is your right – you want to forgo it until they take it away from you (and only you), be my guest.

Recreation and sleep. The edibles are for recreation only (don’t want to wake up still stoned), but being able to puff a few times on an oil pen before bed is so damn nice.

Hello, Tumblr. By the time “we are all here”, the acronym will include the alphabet, numerals, and quite possibly other glyphs (if someone throws an emoji on there so help me god). Human sexuality is varied and diverse if you haven’t noticed. I am not learning an acronym long enough to singlehandedly win a game of Scrabble just so everyone can feel special. Not happening, sport, and most people would agree – which is why this will never catch on and Tumblrinas need to stop trying to force it to.

I’m gay and I support this comment.

We do not need to represent every single minority in the acronym, that’s what the rainbow flag is for, that’s literally the entire point of the flag because a rainbow includes every color. “LGBT” rolls off the tongue nicely and there are zero repercussions in tacking a + on the end of it. If I have to memorize a new, extended acronym every fucking few months just because Tumblr can’t stand not being on their social high horse I am gonna have a fucking aneurysm.

Oyl.

Please tell me someone recorded this utter waste of oxygen doing the equivalent of stepping on garden tools in a Looney Tunes short. That’s so monstrously fucking stupid it could be funny (if the old adage of tragedy + time = comedy holds true, anyways).

damnit I’ve never had an original thought

Contingent on fiber internet and having a four-wheeel-drive vehicle, yes.

Snow’s a bitch and so is DSL. Other than that, the solitude would be rad.

Well now you’ve just set the reddit psud on his own, deep, personal quest of petty revenge.

you won’t get in trouble on twitter anyways, now

the elongated muskrat has blessed us with “freedom of speech*”

shit bro no way, really?

I moderated a couple decently popular subreddits and got a decent chunk of internet points, and even to me the concept of whining this much about losing a reddit account is fucking hilarious

Oh for sure, there were signs for a long time, but it was when they canned Secret Santa that it told me there were no more allowances for fun in the company, even if it barely cost them anything, even if it was just during one fiscal quarter, nope, no room for that – they had to make room for precious shareholders and profit.

The writing’s been on the wall a long time, and watching people who didn’t expect it by now run around like headless chickens because “EEEEK REDDIT IS A SOULLESS CORPORATION” is a laugh riot.

I love how only now are people realizing reddit is dogshit, it’s been rotten at the core for a while. The end of Secret Santa marked the last bit of soul the site had.