I’ve got my heeler, and I’d probably grab a few more dogs from the shelter I work at. Then I’d do some Disney princess shit and try befriend all the local animals around my cabin

The Dispossessed

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A few years ago my Bluetooth thingy died and I had to listen to the radio so I turned on the oldies station trying to catch some beach boys or something and they were playing Guns N Roses. Marjor psychic damage. Then they got the crit multiplier cause when I switched to classic rock they were playing the Sex Pistols

I hope a kangaroo beats him to death

My wife has the same size neck as our dog, and one time we were out and decided to stop and get the dog a new collar so we tried them on her to see if they would fit the dog. Do you think they could clock that we were only trying them on to check the fit for the dog?

I got a wallet from Hanks Belts a few years back and it’s still going strong with minimal wear. Hoping it’ll be the last wallet I own

I love how delusional us Bangels fans our. Surely this is our year

Keep an eye on the hamster to see if they enjoy scheming. If they look nervous or regretful I’d say let them sit it out. However if they seem gleeful or you see them rubbing their little hands together then they’re probably good to continue scheming.

Oof

Yea I do be like that

I never trust a recipe that has you add only one clove of garlic, even if that recipe is how to cook one clove of garlic

Pencil dick

Been thinking of doing the same. Did you cut our the design or fold it into the frame?

He’s got a text file on his computer called Elon’s Chess Moves

What a beautiful smile. Warms my cold dead heart

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My ass has fattened up since I started bike commuting is my only source, so grain of salt I suppose

Broke: biking is unsafe

Woke: biking doesn’t require government issued privledge

Bespoke: Biking gives you a fat ass and chiseled calves