“Now, excuse me while I take a call from the real estate management company which I have renting out my twenty-one rental properties to fund my next trip to Las Vegas.”
baltakatei
/ˈbɑːltəkʊteɪ/. Knows some chemistry and piping stuff. TeXmacs user.
Website: reboil.com
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I really hope they instituted democratic elections or at least established a clear line of succession because the power vacuum caused by the sudden disappearance of the entire top level of revolutionary leaders is bad news for everyone hoping for a peaceful couple of decades.
I don’t get why people buy these water fountains when the whole point of running water is that it’s freshly produced from a faucet then flushed down a drain. To run it in a circle is the same as leaving it to sit stagnant in a bowl except with extra dust collected from the air. Rig up a constantly dripping faucet and maybe your cat’s kidneys will stop failing after a few years.
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politics @lemmy.world•FBI supervisor resigns after trying to investigate agent who shot Renee Good
1·4 days agodeleted by creator
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•All money probably went into NVIDIA GPUs
23·6 days agoImagine growing up to find out that your parents never paid a dime to help your aunts and uncles whose donations you were raised on.
Chuck Norris? Nope. Chuck Testa.
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5 slave owners versus 1 slave
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World News@beehaw.org•Imagine future generations learning about how we punished the people asking to stop a genocide, instead of the people committing it.
121·10 days agoGladiators are paid to fight, not to polemicize. — Roman Football League, probably
Enemy is vulnerable to ice? Bulk ice cube vending machine. Enemy vulnerable to fire? Gasoline pump. Enemy has a blind spot above them? Party balloon vending machine. Enemy vulnerable to being crushed by 20 ton bulk ice cube vending machine that just transformed from floating party balloon bending machine mid-air?
If you can choose the 1000, that’s Death Note Season 2.
Most dogs have servile idiot personalities. This makes me suspicious of anyone who says they are a “dog person”. It’s not a great accomplishment to be loved by a creature literally bred to love their master unconditionally.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Without getting into current politics can someone describe to me what an authoritarian regime looks like?
11·19 days ago“Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.” — Mort (1987) by Terry Pratchett
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World News@lemmy.world•Indonesia blocks Musk’s Grok chatbot due to risk of pornographic contentEnglish
11·19 days agoYeah, I can see Aceh, Indonesia’s fully Sharia law province blocking Grok or anything culturally disruptive, especially if it’s just a matter of filtering out traffic from a handful of IP addresses.
baltakatei@sopuli.xyztoFight For Privacy@sopuli.xyz•Researchers poison their own data when stolen by an AI to ruin results
2·21 days agoQuote
“Early in the Reticulum—thousands of years ago—it became almost useless because it was cluttered with faulty, obsolete, or downright misleading information,” Sammann said.
“Crap, you once called it,” I reminded him.
“Yes—a technical term. So crap filtering became important. Businesses were built around it. Some of those businesses came up with a clever plan to make more money: they poisoned the well. They began to put crap on the Reticulum deliberately, forcing people to use their products to filter that crap back out. They created syndevs whose sole purpose was to spew crap into the Reticulum. But it had to be good crap.” “What is good crap?” Arsibalt asked in a politely incredulous tone.
“Well, bad crap would be an unformatted document consisting of random letters. Good crap would be a beautifully typeset, well-written document that contained a hundred correct, verifiable sentences and one that was subtly false. It’s a lot harder to generate good crap. At first they had to hire humans to churn it out. They mostly did it by taking legitimate documents and inserting errors—swapping one name for another, say. But it didn’t really take off until the military got interested.”
“As a tactic for planting misinformation in the enemy’s reticules, you mean,” Osa said. “This I know about. You are referring to the Artificial Inanity programs of the mid–First Millennium A.R.”
From Anathem (2008) by Neal Stephenson
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News@lemmy.world•Trump and Noem double down on defending ICE agent who killed Minneapolis woman – live
5·21 days agoTrunp is just that Good’s death is distracting from his presence in the Epstein files.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump says U.S. to ban large investors from buying homes
7·22 days agoNice proposal, but like Lucy Van Pelt and footballs, Trunp is not known for his integrity.
Like a watermelon but nutty?












At least you probably learned how to tie a square knot.