Airplane ears… murder eyes… lacerations on her body… The turds resting outside the litter box… The sliced up furniture… At least one artist was harmed in the making of this image.

Source for the mermaid comic: https://www.instagram.com/p/DNyFwJf3KjY/

How politically expedient.

And every year they gather in one specific location in Switzerland called Davos.

66 countries

Yes.

Just to myself, what?

You did end, but in some remote branch of causality, someone resumed the simulation so your experience continued seamlessly.

The Corn must grow.

Bipartisan compromises.

Texas flips blue is on my Bingo card.

Splurging on Hamburger Helper and frozen broccoli.

So long as the ejection velocity vector is equal and opposite the tangential velocity vector, the result is the same.

When grocery store food is a 3-hour project away.

Add a bit of mayonnaise and you got yourself the ingredients for some grilled cheese sandwiches.

Just making sure you’re up to date on your intestinal parasites.

I wouldn’t be surprised if someone in the next few months creates an absolutely superior Discord replacement under the GPLv3 but calls it “RTEF: Release the Epstein Files” or something.

“That hurt my feelings. Now we’re both in the wrong.” — Carl

Reminds me of a quote from Small Gods (1992) about an eagle that drops vulnerable tortoises to break their shell open:

But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection. One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.

Isn’t the potato a New World crop?

Keeps the poors out. — Cave Johnson, probably