A small mercy of losing your country to oligarchs is that you’re under no obligation to save them from themselves. Well, until the mandatory conscription stage, anyway.

I thought Evangelion already had a FPS.

Okay, Ender Wiggin.

3 months of reliable weekly pump-and-dumps? And by “we”, I mean Trump and friends.

“Dude, how do you care about anything this much?”

If you’re hot, then giving randos your phone number is a recipe for stalkers.

Everyone should have multiple phone numbers, each with expiration dates that vary according to how long you expect to interact with them: 1 day for food delivery, 1 month for dating, 1 year for classmates, coworkers, or family. 10 years for close friends.

This makes sense if the goal of incarceration is to generate slave labor and you view people as things.

Better than when cooling water is supplied with an expensive reverse osmosis unit which then proceeds to corrode the entire carbon steel cooling water system due to pH of 5.5 since everyone is convinced water so pure can’t do any damage.

Possibly because, in your case, they moved to a geographical region less actively hostile to their non-binary personality, but people continuïng their outgoing Renaissance Fair / Swordfighting / Theater / Convention polycule life is a category for me.

Monopoly offers:

• 250 USD toaster with no ads
• 17 USD toaster with ads that only works with authorized bread distributors

Like robbing a bartender. Or your 401(k).

When a goddess needs to Isekai her own truck driver.

Care for others. And by “others”, we mean fellow tithe-paying church members of the same skin color, language, and specific denominational sect as us, not those apostate rogues whom we will exterminate once our brothers and sisters reproduce to become so numerous that we take over the government. Unless they repent, of course. Then we’ll let them serve us as one of the lower caste tribes from our Canaanite fanfiction we pick out-of-context inspirational quotes from.

Toxic Yuri.

“How is this game fun, question?”

Publicity to increase donations.

Podcasts about how they’re not going to jail won’t get listened to by themselves.

• How about a cup of coffee? You have been playing for two hours.
• It’s four hours in a row! Time to stretch your legs!
• You’ve been playing for six hours already! Bet your empire will be fine without you for a moment or two.
• You’ve been playing for eight hours now. You do know you can turn this off, don’t you?
• Time flies! It’s been ten hours! And there is no time-based achievement to await you, honestly.
• Twelve hours. Seriously? Turn the machine off this minute!
• Twenty-four hours and the game is still running. You’ve reached the end of line. No more play time warnings. Let’s hope you pressed fast forward and left for bed, so I am merely talking to myself right now.

— Anno 1800

What about the Daniel Suarez Daemon, a decision tree designed to take over the world?

“I’m not black! I’m a tabby, like you officer!”