Please stay off the counter, and don’t do dumb shit. I don’t want to yell at you, but it’s hard to not when you look me in the face while ignoring me.
I love you. Always. Even when I’m mad at you for doing dumb shit.
…and probably a bunch of other stuff, bc this isn’t nearly even a tight 5
I tell my cats I love them every day. Even the skittish one that hides bc he’s scared of everything. I do it in an effort to make him know that I’m always thinking about him. He slow blinks at me in the small percentage of time that I actually do see him, so I figure it’s doing something haha
But damn, that bit about the hand signals after the 5 minutes is over is just brilliant!
Literally, the exact phrase that statement brought to my mind as well