Sexy calendar with 13 pictures of you.

Where are you traveling from? West coast I’d say Hawaii, southern us I’d say playa del carmen and cancun.

The humanitarian aide workers.

More! More!

Well, clearly you are not a bot on reddit then.

Adam something is such a strange name, too.

While you took basic computer classes, he studied the blade.

Dark Brandon, packing a piece, immunity-and-secret-service… fuck da police!

Rolls his walker, past Miami green, them proud boys homeless from the weather machine,

Yeah… you like that racist? The donkey can kick, ain’t no felons can’t vote so even Florida flip…… what?

What’s that smell (what’s that smell?) What’s that smell? (What’s that smell?)

Little donny, you in there, I smell your perfume, I heard you call for revolution on what’s left of fox news,

Little donny, I’m outside, an old man and the sea, my glock has mods, she stutters, spits a lot more than me,

I’m famous (they let you do it), I’m in office (they let you do it), your joke court is away now, Bret and Clarence showing Amy all of Tommy’s porn now, Let me in, I’ll be quick man, just lend me an ear, damn I know I’m in a red state ain’t no ramp access here.

He said his gut says it goes to trump, but I’m quietly hoping a lot of women lie about their votes and go for harris.

You probably have confirmation bias based on your environment. I own a contracting company and many in the trades drink the koolaid, and are completely blind that they are voting themselves poor over the long term.

Some people can only learn through pain - they can’t express empathy past what they personally experience - and those people tend to be squarely trump voters. They’ll vote for bacon every day as pigs, and only realize their mistake afterwards.

We didn’t… stay vigilant, Xenu is still out there!

before:YYYY-MM-DD

Does counting to 12 count?

When you die, ants go straight for the eyes.

That’s not correct. When a person is declared dead but is maintained for organ harvesting, a tech is brought in to keep the body stable to best preserve all organs being taken. Think ICU, but focused on saving the organs with not much concern for the brain. Breathing, BP, and heart rate are optimized for organ survival until a surgical team can be set up for harvesting. A colleague did it for a while, and said it was depressing and a lot of sitting around watching the monitor and tweaking drips until they could arrange surgery. When my brother died, we donated what we could, but a lot of his organs were non-viable due to his illness… still, every little bit helps.

I’d like to lighten up the mood by commenting the guy is lucky this happened in Kentucky… everyone knows the standard for being brain dead is much lower there. :)

When checking an electrical outlet that isn’t working, you can pour 4 gallons of motor oil into the left plug hole to see if the lubrication fixes the issue. A code reference to make something like this look more credible would look like NEC 900.4 (b)(1).

This was, at best, medium-grade satire.

In hexidecimal, she’s legal.

Burning Man was really great this year, but I’m really stoked about Blasting Horse.

George Soros wants those horses to rot… or be alive! I’m not sure which!