This. This right here, if you can retire and don’t I hope you die before you get to enjoy it. What the fuck is wrong with them

Not nearly as freaky as you claim if you ain’t eating ass. That’s like minimum kink

Edit: that’s fine too but don’t act like those of us that enjoy are weird

Been that way for a hot minute for me

Watching these monsters not even blink when they say these things makes me realize how fucking absurd it is that I stress about standup meetings. I’m put under more scrutiny about what I worked on last week than the head of fucking ICE. I hate it here

You ain’t wrong, but sometimes a bit of false hope to keep you moving is ok. And I’m already strapped

I need hope damnit!!!

There seriously is not enough alcohol for this administration.

Alexandria has bigger things in store for her i hope. But someone needs to send Schumer to his retirement home in Tel Aviv for sure

For real dude knows how to work a Texas crowd

Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted something reasonable yesterday. I don’t know what to do with that either

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They tend to call that the war of northern aggression

Has there been follow up on that? Legit looks like he’s got a serious infection. Saw someone say it kinda looks like a noose slipped

Right? He’s not wrong that it was fucked up for her to kill said dog but that’s hardly the point

Exactly, just like the freedom of religion has always been a way to prevent children from learning things!

The first part of this reads like a Carlin bit

I love Jasmine Crockett but infuriatingly, a white man that talks frequently about his Christian faith is much more likely to win a senate seat in Texas.

This thread is probably dead, but I read this in Vegeta’s voice

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This is wildly more effective than a condom at STI and pregnancy prevention