The unfortunate drawback of democracy: these people get the same vote the most well-informed altruistic voters do.

I think we still can’t beat Giuliani booking the four seasons gardening center next to the dildo emporium.

Was that before or after trying to sexually gratify the microphone?

Or the same form, with a different coat of paint.

Look at me. I’m the banana now.

Idk about Max specifically, but I’ve definitely noticed that on platforms like Netflix, availability of shows depends on what country you’re in. Looks like it might be time to break out the VPNs.

It’s crazy how ubiquitous those were. Anyone with a mic for their PC had that exact mic.

Hell, I’m a millennial and I had a professor at college maybe five years ago who used an overhead because he refused to figure out how to use PowerPoint with the computer projector.

I haven’t blocked anyone individually, but I found blocking hexbear and lemmygrad made an immediate vast improvement.

🎶In the not too distant future…🎶

I love Aldi and they’re always the first place I shop, but their selection is a bit limited and the produce is hit-or-miss, at least in my area. Unfortunately around me that only leaves Kroger as the next best option.

Which they seem to be keenly aware of, since the self-checkout you’re forced to use because there’s only ever one staffed register constantly accuses you of theft if you so much as move your bagged groceries. God how I wish I had more grocery options in my area.

Oolong back on his shit

“That’s twenty cheeses total!”

“Father, that’s not how…”

“Twenty cheeses! Twenty!”

Of course that’s not a tie, it’s a cabbage.

I have altered the file path. Pray I don’t alter it further.

Nah, his kids have been around. It wasn’t a very conspicuous absence, he just hasn’t come up for a while. It’s easy to miss if you didn’t realize the VA had been fired.

From what I can tell from a quick look on the wiki, Johnston was fired after season 11, his last episode being season 11 episode 19, “Bridge Over Troubled Rudy,” after which the character was absent for several seasons, then recast as Eric Bauza in season 14 (which I believe is the most recent season at the moment), in particular season 14 episode 5, “Bully-ieve It or Not.”

(edit: added specific episodes)

In case anyone’s curious, he voiced Bob’s rival Jimmy Pesto. He’s since been recast and they did a great job. I wouldn’t notice the difference if I weren’t looking for it.