Someone down voted you but I can’t imagine why. I desperately want Biden to win but he looks like shit out there. Trump, meanwhile, is confidently spouting whatever horseshit pops into his head (even had the fucking gall to call Biden a criminal). Half the government is gleefully destroying the country and the other half is letting them. I honestly don’t see a way forward for this country. I don’t like to be a cynic but I cannot imagine a scenario where the next four years aren’t an absolute clusterfuck.

An excruciating number, yes

I’m starting to think this “Doctor” guy isn’t even licenced

What do you say if you want the trees up?

among some Trump supporters and is widely described by them as an “attempted assassination”

So? I thought their supreme god-emperor Cheeto said that’s a totally fine and cool thing for a president to do.

“That’s not how it happened!”

“Oh yeah? I’d like to see your degree in fungineering.”

Some people are really weird when it comes to things being “fair.” I forget the details but I remember a study where given the option of getting $100 and a stranger getting $200, a good chunk of people would rather neither of them get anything.

True. It seems there are different versions of the puzzle, but from a quick search it was popularized by the movie Labyrinth, and there they get around it by having a second set of guards who don’t know the answer explain the setup.

Glad to help!

Yes, but you’re not asking him what his brother likes, you’re asking him what he would say he likes, which is what flips it. You’re basically making sure the answer is a lie regardless of which brother you ask.

It works the same as the original puzzle. If you ask the lying small butt brother, he’ll lie and say his brother would say he likes small butts. If you ask the truthful big butt brother, he’d say his brother would say he likes big butts, because he knows his brother likes small butts and would lie about it.

Essentially the negatives work out so that each brother answers with the kind of butt they themselves like, which you can then use to determine which is truthful (though at this point that somehow seems less important).

“If I were to ask your brother what kind of butts he likes, how would he answer?”

I think the stereotype comes less from what Brits actually eat and more from traditional bland British dishes (notably ones that were probably popularized during rationing in WWII), such as beans on toast or the infamous toast sandwich.

Oh? I thought the first time I skimmed the headline they were doing yet another lackluster live-action version, but it’s going to be animated? Color me curious.

Russian puppet spouts Russian propaganda, more at 11

Especially one that definitely would’ve genocided you too given the opportunity. Not sure where Kanye thinks he fits in Hitler’s blond haired blue eyed übermensch.

He asked, “Be you angels?”

We said, “Nay, we are but men!”

ROCK!

Of course, it’s why he’s so popular with Republicans

Shit, I was gonna say I’m partial to buffalo chicken, but bánh mì is pretty damn good too

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