Once drove past a crash where the driver somehow missed the fact that the road split in two and managed to drive head on in to the end of the guard rail. The guard rail went over the bonnet and through the windscreen on the passenger side all the way in to the cabin. I’m pretty sure he had no passengers.

Double as drunk.

Were the taters wedge-shaped?

She knows.

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13 years. Deleted my account but forgot the stuff I had saved ☹️